If I were a superhero and had an arch rival...

(From the kids at the Inkstains workshop at EMU yesterday)

"My arch rival would be Hugh G. Butt. Get it? HuGE butt? And his superpower would be letting out atomic, poisonous farts."

"Mine would be Ronald McDonald, and he would shoot french fries out of his fingers. They would go directly into your mouth and make you fat and keep you from fighting back."

"My arch rival would be my math teacher. And he would swear in front of the class."