Student of the Century: CJ, 13

"This computer is so slow. Can I punch it to make it go faster? Y'all should have Comcast."

Martel: "My dad told me about this animal, an elephant plus a kangaroo."

CJ: "A kelephant?"

"Wait are unicorns real?"

CJ: "Will you Facebook friend me?"

Meghan: "I don't know if I can do that. How would you like it if you were Facebook friends with your teachers?"

CJ: "I am Facebook friends with my teachers!"

"Will you comment on my blog post? Pinky swear!"