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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Things that aliens eat

  • Tiny pebbles
  • Snakes made out of toilet water and electricity
  • Pizza with plastic, lettuce, pencil shavings
  • Toenails
  • Nothing
  • Very few meats
  • Seaweed shakes
  • Boogers
  • Doughnuts and cake and anything
  • Beans and peas and that's how they fart a lot
  • Leeches covered in snot
  • Each other

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